Britain says ...
See eu later.
Big vote in England. Brexit confirmed.
Brexit to be followed by what?
Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. I-r-leaving. Latervia. Byegium
Eventually, DeLonely
No. There is Norway this could happen.
Ah, Britain will be just fine.
Eu always lose a few Pounds after a breakup.
With the UK leaving, the EU gained some free space.
Exactly 1GB
My girlfriend recently left me due to money issues.
We have been together for a while now. We've always had issues when it came to money.
I guess today it was the last straw for her. She sat me down at the table, looked into my eyes and said, "It's not me, it's EU"
How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just move out of the house.
I've named my new exercise regime 'Brexit'.
It's the quickest way to lose pounds.
Dad, can I borrow 10 pounds?
15 pounds? Why do you need 20 pounds?
Now that the UK is leaving the EU, James Bond needs a Visa to get around.
For everything else, there's Mastercard.
The United Kingdom summarized in two sentences:
"No Scotland, you cannot leave the UK."
"Hey Scotland, let's leave the EU."
News Headline 2016: Glorious Victory for the Brexit Campaign. Britain to Leave the EU.
News headline 2116: United Earth Spaceship Crashes on the Big Island Off the Coast of Eurasia. Angry Local Tribespeople Sacrifice Crew, Eat Brains.
After Brexit, the pound crashed.
It's down to ten ounces.
Why is nobody focussing on the real question of Brexit?
Like how to tow the UK out of Europe?
(Or, perhaps to build a wall around the island and get the EU to pay for it? Is that why Trump is in Scotland?
The British stock market has been looking thinner lately.
It's suffering from anorbrexia.
I was at El Corte Ingles in Madrid today and a cashier asked a British couple if they needed help packing.
I thought "My oh my, this is quickly getting serious".
In a way I'm pleased that Brexit happened.
Soon I won't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England.
The British Pound has been given a new name to better represent its future stability.
It's called Britcoin.
Breaking news: the EU is awaiting a new wave of economic refugees.
But at least their English is bloody excellent!